Don’t worry. D21 has it covered.

No, having a warm bath and eating porridge isn’t going to help if you’re screwed. Neither is breathing in deeply. Or dabbling in tai chi (it’s essentially just moving your hands around… how is that going to achieve anything except lubrication of the wrist joints?)

However, there are some…

Editor Robert Bownes gives an update on the re-launch…

“Well bugger me with a (student journalism) prize-winning leek”, exclaims Roger Jeffery…

Permission to look smug for the next week?

Why does such a prestigious university have such bad accommodation?